I am a college student with too many thoughts and not enough willing listeners. Naturally, it followed that I would force them upon the general public via the internet. Will my blog help you do something genuinely useful, like cook or fix your separation anxiety? No. But it might just help you win a game show someday. Or at least that’s what I like to think.

Prepare yourself for frequent digressions, useless facts, and other Katie-esque oddities. This blog is my brain, food-processed with saffron and baked in a large casserole dish known as the internet.

If all else fails, I hope you at least find me entertaining.

–Katie, Speaker of Poignards